'SNL' Covers Mueller Report With Alec Baldwin's Trump

Robert De Niro

President Donald Trump thinks he is completely out of legal trouble after the special council's Russian Federation investigation conclusion - according the most recent Saturday Night Live that is.

In his letter dated March 24, Barr quotes from Mueller's report saying his investigation "did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities".

Asked during Saturday's interview about the Mueller probe's finding that there was no collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian officials, Papadopoulos said: "I believe it's a total vindication for both the campaign, the transition team and current administration".

Trump is "clean as a whistle", Aidy Bryant's Barr translated.

"No collusion, no diggity, no bad", Bryant's Barr wrote.

Bryant: "I am writing nearly four pages".

Alec Baldwin's Trump gushed: "Free at last, free at last".

Tweeted Baldwin's Trump: "I am reading zero pages, but Sean Hannity has read it and he was so excited that he texted me an eggplant".

Baldwin's Trump sounds off a celebratory air horn.

"Russia, if you're watching, go to bed".

"And just as they didn't know what was coming out in the Mueller report and they pontificated and sermonized and were sorely disappointed, if they don't watch out, they're going to make all sort of prognostications and predictions that won't be borne out", he said.

Explained Baldwin's Trump: "We're going to black out everything except the words "no" and 'collusion'".

The reference to the devil, however, conjured Kate McKinnon's Nosferatu-esque Rudy Giuliani, who marveled how good of an attorney he must be to have kept Trump from getting in trouble by the report.

"And I will take the first born child of every Democrat, unless they can guess my name is Rumplestiltsken", said McKinnon's Giuliani.

Speaking to Fox News' Howard Kurtz on "Media Buzz", Donald Trump Jr. said that while some journalists tried to be fair to his father, it has become "a business model" for media outlets to attack the current White House administration.

"I think he just likes me", said Bennett's Putin.

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